Short Funny Love Poems

Here's a few more short funny love poems to keep you amused.

These funny incidents either happened to me personally or are based on incidents I've observed or come to know of.

But I have to say, when you're in love, somehow your tolerance level for your partner is higher than usual. What normally irritates you might turn out to be amusing or even cute when you witnessed it on your love partner. As Ambrose Bierce put it, "Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage." ;-)

Well, let's continue to pay more attention to the person you truly love rather than on the little quirks and imperfections that bug you, because you too have your quirks and imperfections... And continue to enjoy as many laughs as you can together!

Cinema Seating

We were late for the movie
You led the way in the dark
To the seats in the cinema
I blindly followed you through
To my horror I sat on somebody
Turned out to be you I sat on!

by Fion Lim

French Fries

I thought of eating french fries
But you had restrictions about food
So I just let the desire slipped away
Till you came back with a pack of fries
When finished you went for another pack
Claiming these fries sure tasted good!

by Fion Lim

Let's Trade Places

It seemed as if he's away for years
From the way you and him hugged so passionately
With such glowing happiness radiating outwards
Couldn't resist but asked if separation had been long
With a non pause you answered he's been away three days
Oh wow what a great love and can I trade places with you?

by Fion Lim

Precious Car

Safely parked car
We left it where it was
Turning around you weren't there
There you were back to your car
Checking for the third time
That your car was safe and secure!

by Fion Lim

Quiet Eater

You are quite a quiet eater
Barely making small talk
Digging into your food
With that intense look
As if you are on a mission
To finish up as fast as you can!

by Fion Lim

Running Date

The things one would do for a shot at love
You who declined and shunned running with us
Claiming you could never have made it
Till a date came along and asked
You readily agreed to go on a running date!

by Fion Lim

The Funny Line

My niece was uttering nonsense
As kids sometimes do when bored
Her funny line - "What's the feather?"
She cheekily asked you to repeat it
You did it and in a fake voice too
Causing us to burst out laughing

by Fion Lim

The Goodness of Couplehood

Is it better to walk all on my own
But there's no one else to share
All the special and funny bits
Till you stumbled right into my life
Making couplehood seemed so appealing
It's always fun to have someone to irritate!

by Fion Lim

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