by Corky
(Williamsport, PA, U.S.A.)
Oh how my love grows!
Gadzooks! It keeps getting deeper and more profound!
Oh how my nose knows!
My lord! It's surely a keeper that I have found!
LEAP! Leap my sweet darling into my trembling arms!
And upon completion of your leap, my darling love flower, kiss each bead of perspiration that flows willy-nilly from my flushed contorted face.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah love ya'!
Yah! Like all the stars above ya'!
I am standing perfectly still while at the same time rotating at light speed.
I am rotating so fast that you can't tell I'm rotating at all.
That's because no one is able to discern with any clarity whatsoever any object (like me) that is rotating at light speed.
It looks like I'm standing perfectly still and grinning foolishly at you.
I am not. I am rotating at 186,000 miles/second while grinning foolishly at you.
Oh how my love grows!
Oh how my nose knows!
My love is so profound!
Ah! Thou, at last I've found!
LEAP! LEAP LIKE A FLYING FREAKAZOID INTO THE QUIVERING ARMS OF THE MAN WHO ROTATES AT LIGHT SPEED WHILE STANDING FIRMLY GROUNDED UPON THE HEAD OF A FALLEN GORKONIAN!